Running thoughts..

I lie comfortably on my chair,

Tying to reach a settlement on the topic of my nxt post.



This weekend which has already converted into a monday now..was full of events

1) I played about 12 squash games (saturday and sunday), pure sign..that my stamina is building.



2) I had a hair cut ...( damn..thats 1 quintal of weight removed from my head..i feel lighter by just about same amount )



3) I also helped my mom get a new refrigerator. I am very impressed by a thing...that i have come to know about me during this whole...Go get refrigerator episode...

I notched up a great deal of discount on it from a showroom..where people say its fixed price. ( even if they quote a wrong price by mistake..they will sell it on that amount)



Now, how did i do that?---> During my talks with showroom sales man , i came to know that this company gives some discount to its own employees on its products. So i made this salesman...tell his company that i was from his family..and i secured a 7 % discount. In return i gave samles man 500 bucks , roughly 2 % of the fridge amount...so i saved myself 5 % money.



So, i am impressed by my bargaining skills...not quite sure when i developed it. :)



Some scientist said...its the right part of brain...which helps u do bargaining...

What a relief..i always thought..there is nothing left in the right part of my brain.. :)



4) To the best of my culinary efforts, i made an egg omellete today. By any standards, it was an awesome black forest pastry. I think , i am going to sue the Frying pan company who claims that its frying pan is a non stick..."my egg is still glued to it....."



5) I have completed reading the best seller novel by jeffery arche "kane and abel". It was a sad story ...it would have been better ..if kane and abel had fought with knives..instead of ...dying..sadly in their own homes..



6) i have purchased an expensive car polish...(silicon shine).. for my Ford Ikon 1.6 nxt model..

It gave my car a showroom finish..i now consider the car as my ferrari again.. :)



7) ...hang on.... i am about to sleep..its 1.36 AM...holy crap office is waiting for me ..past 2 days)

Sports: Ferrari heads the Qualifying Session of the Malaysian Grand Prix

The qualifying round of Malaysian Grand Prix of this season completed today with Ferrai taking a lead. This is the second race of this Formula 1 season. The circuit is called Sepang, which is situated on the outskirts of the scenic Kuala Lampur.

Following are the race statistics:
Number of laps- 56 laps.
Circuit Length -5.543 km
Race Distance:310.408 km
Lap Record:1:34.223 - JP Montoya (2004)
The climate condition wil be hot and humid. With the chances of rain as well during the race.

The qualifying round today had a plenty of whooping moments. The mighty Massa went on to claim the pole position in the tommorrow's race. He was followed by his ferrari teammate, the raining champion Kimmi Räikkönen, who ousted Massa in the 2nd round of qualifying but was short of half second to his team mate in the Q3.
Last year also, Malaysian grand prix was dominated by Ferrari's. Their biggest rivals, the Maclarens this time around were only able to secure 3rd and 4th spots. Heikki Kovalainen held 3rd and the formidable Lewis Hamilton 4th position respectively. Much to the drivers humiliation, a post qualifying meeting of the stewards decided to slip both of the Maclarens by 5 positions each. Since they were held guilty of blocking the way of rival drivers in the closing stages of the qualifying.

Details of the qualifying round can be found in the below attached link
http://www.formula1.com/results/season/2008/788/
http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/


An Inspired "ForceIndia" team again failed to deliver. With the racers Giancarlo Fisichella standing 17th and Adrian Sutil claiming 21st position. While the team attributed their abysmal perfomance to bad weather conditions and that their cars did not peform with the soft set of tyres. While they showed optimism for the future races and are looking forward in the right direction to raise the level of their game.

Altogether, it was an interesting session, with the indication that Ferrari have an edge, and that McLaren will be relying on the start again to stage a repeat of last year’s success.

Classification

In continuation to my previous post.
My not so brilliant mind has come up with a solution to prevent angry comments on my blogs.
From today onwards i am going to classify my posts in following areas:

1) General Nonsense ( Thats humor to me).
2) Sonnet Poems
3) Sports
4) Movie Reviews
5) Book Reviews
6) Everything Else

The reader has now the option to decide prehand that he/she wants to read the post and test his/her limits of patience or not.

Humor is Subjective

My yesterday's post have caused a lot stir among my readers.
Comments were more or less divided between people who were deeply offended and people who think the post was one of the best art works by my imaginative mind.
Humor is highly subjective. If i tell a joke, it may be amusing to one person while the other person finds it difficult to gulp down. There cannot be a joke which is appreciated by everyone.
All people are free to express their views, in the same manner i express them here.

Am i Wrong?

Whenever i sit down, to start writing a post. My strategy is to write about something which is obnoxiously stupid. I dont find straight things and concepts interesting. The idea is to explore the hidden meanings , or to delve your imagination in any direction substantiated by some logic or a meaning analysis.
There are things that are bound to happen. They are definite.
There are things that will happen. They are like almost certain.
There are things that may happen. It is just a mere possibility.
There are things that can happen only when you start dreaming. Its fantasy.

So it is this boundary between certain and mere possibility. That i want to station myself. Thats going to be my forte. I will imagine things, that may happen and that provide interests to me.

Anyway, I had to answer a lot of angry comments posted on the blog or personally delivered to me. Here’s a typical comment I received, with my answer at the bottom.

In a Message dated 22/03/2008 11.25 PM, Indian Standard Time, the reader writes
"Most crappy stuff I have ever read."

My Response:
"Thank you for taking time out from feeding the poor to complain about my humor strip"


Time for the Malaysian Grand Prix. I just hope that the "ForceIndia" drivers this time atleast complete their race if not a podium finish.

Adeos!

Single but Married

At first..it seems a seemingly easy line to understand..
Albeit, this opens up a whole gamut of thought patterns....there is something irky about this line..which cajoled me to pen them.

"Single but Married" by definition is a state where a person lives a secluded life even when he/she is married. This can happen when their thoughts dont match, their souls starts detesting each other's presence..they send each other "kill me vibes" , or just that their prefrences have changed ( like..the guy wants to hang out with another guy instead of with his wife...or the lady discovers that her taste his actually not in boys..but aha..i shud not explain everything..) .

Can we now apply this thing to other communities..
Like Dogs.. can they be "single but married".. Before i go deep into its analysis.. lets first understand: What does a Single/ Married status in Dogs clique mean.

A Single Dog is a Dog who is currently not seeing any bitch. He may have actually tried out the things before but right now..he is not seeing anyone..not even another male.
A married Dog is a Dog who is seeing a bitch. They get along well on the roads. And are currently involved in all those activities under open sky..that the homosapiens prefer to do.. in closed rooms.

As we are now aware of the terminologies, i can delve more into the analysis part of this question...Can a married Dog be single?
Yes, he can be. Dogs are like humans. Infact, i wont be surprised too much...if some day a scientist gets a way to fathom their language, and finds out that these Dogs community calls us.."The dogs" and consider themselves humans. Suppose, a Dog is seeing a bitch, it is quite possible, that he is interested in other bitches as well...like..."sisters/friends" of his "girlfriend/ wife". So, he is emotionally not connected with his bitch. Given a chance he would flee with his bitch's sister..because the sister is more beautiful/has a better sense of humor/barks sweeter or whatever the reason be. This is a familiar behaviour in humans, who are married..but dont feel thing about each other, they are still single at heart.

Hence Proved. DOG can be "single but married"

P.S. I got inspired to write about this topic...while talking to a friend, who did not inspired me to write this..but in a way constituted this idea.
In case you want to kill me for writing this bull shit. Please...she should also get her share.
In B/W she is a human psycologist. After this post, i think i have qualified to become a DOG psycologist as well.

I can make some money out of it..You may get your dearest ..dogs or bitches to me..i will solve their emotional problems and help them live a happpier life.

In continuation to my earlier post "Future looks good"

Future Looks Good

Since when i was a child i dreamt a dream
To be a person who leaves an indelible impression on all things,
I made it a habit to learn from my environment
I am living a life i always wanted.
I am liking it. So far so good..!
There are people who live in past.
There are people who live in present.
I am one of those who live in future.
My degree of happiness today depends on what i wish to become in future.
I dont want to look back..for what gone is gone.
I am an optimist, Future looks good, thats why i am happy today.

Guys, this is my five minute catharisis "pritual Purification". It just flowed out of me.. but these words creates tremendous amount of energy around me.

Heres an Idea. I think, if i become better at what i am trying to say in above lines..better in terms of delivery and content...i can become a good preacher. Well....Lots of money...Name...Fame...wow..Future definetly looks good. :)

My First Poem

Basking in sun an Idea strikes,
Get rid of code and email fights,
Just i want to write a poem,
Can i create better then a mayhem,

Must you have a soul who thinks,
At that instant my courage shrinks,
Confidence is what you need my friend,
Just 10 such lines to set a trend,

A moment pause fires the thoughts,
Like a perfect potter shape your pots,
Apply your heart share the humor,
Prepare a delicacy with lots of sugar,

All your efforts are ready to dine,
Its the time to enjoy this fragrance fine.

Imagine

If you ask me to list all the good creations of god, it would be like this:
-A Women (From my eyes)
-A Man (From her eyes)
-Life ( Be it human, animals, birds)
-Water bodies ( like, Oceans which emobies all forms of life)
-Snow clad Mountains

But what would be the best of all. Can it be our brain?
Nothing matches a brain. If we pause to think, we start running in a beautiful garden, where you have various colorful flowers. Each flower opens up a unique possibility.

It this imagination that makes all things surrounding us so interesting.

Ever thought - What would happen if one of our legs is shorter( 5-8 inches) as compared to the other one?
- You will have problems running a car, one of your legs wont reach the ground when you are ridiing a bike.
- One leg of your pants will be shorter.
- If all people try to walk in straight line, there is a possibility that they collide with each other.
- All sorts of games which involves use of legs will get affected.

We pick up any topic and pause for a moment. And this opens up whole gamut of possibilities that makes it all interesting!