Friday, March 21, 2008

Single but Married

At first..it seems a seemingly easy line to understand..
Albeit, this opens up a whole gamut of thought patterns....there is something irky about this line..which cajoled me to pen them.

"Single but Married" by definition is a state where a person lives a secluded life even when he/she is married. This can happen when their thoughts dont match, their souls starts detesting each other's presence..they send each other "kill me vibes" , or just that their prefrences have changed ( like..the guy wants to hang out with another guy instead of with his wife...or the lady discovers that her taste his actually not in boys..but aha..i shud not explain everything..) .

Can we now apply this thing to other communities..
Like Dogs.. can they be "single but married".. Before i go deep into its analysis.. lets first understand: What does a Single/ Married status in Dogs clique mean.

A Single Dog is a Dog who is currently not seeing any bitch. He may have actually tried out the things before but right now..he is not seeing anyone..not even another male.
A married Dog is a Dog who is seeing a bitch. They get along well on the roads. And are currently involved in all those activities under open sky..that the homosapiens prefer to do.. in closed rooms.

As we are now aware of the terminologies, i can delve more into the analysis part of this question...Can a married Dog be single?
Yes, he can be. Dogs are like humans. Infact, i wont be surprised too much...if some day a scientist gets a way to fathom their language, and finds out that these Dogs community calls us.."The dogs" and consider themselves humans. Suppose, a Dog is seeing a bitch, it is quite possible, that he is interested in other bitches as well...like..."sisters/friends" of his "girlfriend/ wife". So, he is emotionally not connected with his bitch. Given a chance he would flee with his bitch's sister..because the sister is more beautiful/has a better sense of humor/barks sweeter or whatever the reason be. This is a familiar behaviour in humans, who are married..but dont feel thing about each other, they are still single at heart.

Hence Proved. DOG can be "single but married"

P.S. I got inspired to write about this topic...while talking to a friend, who did not inspired me to write this..but in a way constituted this idea.
In case you want to kill me for writing this bull shit. Please...she should also get her share.
In B/W she is a human psycologist. After this post, i think i have qualified to become a DOG psycologist as well.

I can make some money out of it..You may get your dearest ..dogs or bitches to me..i will solve their emotional problems and help them live a happpier life.

In continuation to my earlier post "Future looks good"

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Most crappy stuff I have ever read.

Aditi Only said...

hahahahaha ....... i cud have fallen off my chair .... wonder when did my sense of humour started matching yours .... mann it's not a good thing to know .... but somehow it
s true !!

at places it seemed as if u restrained urself form writing or rather stretching ur imagination ... but all n all ..... a true delight for someone ... sitting idle ... waiting for a thought to think (guess that's too much to say, but still) upon!!