If i were.....

Imagination Unlimited. Thats what is flashed right at top of my blog.
In this post i am willing to expand my wings of imagination. I am going to pen down my first thoughts on the topics which will start like "If i were......".
I expect you to do the same excercise and lets pleadge to bravely pen our first thoughts and nothing else...even if its a bit crappy.. I am saying this..cause u can expect crappy stuff from my side as well. :)

Ok. Lets start:

1) If i were still a final year student of my college : I would have shaven my head, In office, i just cant do it.

2) IF i were a president: I would have aspired to become the prime minister, he holds the power to India.

3) If i were not working at the Present Company: I would be working at some butcher house..atleast there i would be killing ...instead of being slaughtered.

4) If i were in army: I would be distributing bombs to my relatives on diwali.

5) If i were a women: I would have gone for plastic surgery, As i dont look good but I want to take part in Miss India Contest.

6) If i were at my dads place: I would have let my son break his P.T. teacher teeths when she slapped him infront of whole school..primarily infront of the girl he liked.

7) If i were alone in an Island : No idea, i need people to talk..!..I will befriend the monkeys. I want to learn to climb and jump from tall tress without falling.

8) If i were alone in a desert: Cant do much...will make Vitamin D in wholesale.

9) If i were having a ferrari: Wud have never joined a software firm.

10) If i were an idiot: Whats new...i Still Am !